Online Dating Photos – A “What Not To Do” Illustrative Guide

I absolutely can’t resist re-blogging Lauren’s post about the photos guys use online. Believe me, these are AVERAGE and not unusual! The below the chin one accounts for pretty much 80% of guys in online dating sites. Not to mention sunglasses. Please, common sense you guys reading this – although I’m sure none of you would be this stupid!

Back in Stilettos Again

As I’ve been swiping the past couple weeks on Tinder, I’ve been taking screenshots of puzzling photos.

(I debated whether I should include actual photos. It is not my intention to make fun of these dudes. However, a picture is worth a thousand words.)

Profile Photos – What Not To Do

Dig it, baby – Jimi Hendrix

Lie about your age. I’ve seen thousands of online dating profiles and photos over the past 3 years. Some guys look good for their age, some don’t look so good. But the following dudes were extremely suspicious. I don’t buy their alleged ages. (Note: Tripp’s age got cut off. He says he’s 46.)

Include a photo taken from below. This is a really unflattering angle. No one wants to see into your nostrils. The photo on the right has even more problems, i.e. it’s a car selfie (WHY do I see so many…

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10 thoughts on “Online Dating Photos – A “What Not To Do” Illustrative Guide

  1. Laughed out loud! Reminds me of photos for selling things (well, actually, these ARE trying to sell themselves, but I digress!). The ones where the photographer is buck naked and reflected in a nearby mirror…or shiny table top…or window.
    Editing is a powerful tool when used properly…or at all!


  2. A shame is longer on the net. I used to love the midgie mullets and the midget porn mullets. Even better were the girls who had a running commentary on leading guys on with mullets to see how close they could get to the dude’s hair… and then they would hit the ejector seat


      1. Was great. So wrong and unashamed. We’re all going to hell anyway. Some of us have just got back from there. Again 😄


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